In Mexico We Don't Say: A not-so-serious guide to sound Mexican AF

💸 Super Presale: $12.99 for the first 100 only!
→ Includes a shout-out in the book + bonus wallpapers + early access 💥
(Price goes up to $14.99, then $16.99 after launch)

What it is:

An illustrated, not-so-serious e-book to help you understand how Mexicans actually talk.

We’re talking slang, sayings, texting lingo, and all the little things we say that don’t make it into textbooks — but live rent-free in every convo, meme, and group chat.

If you’ve ever heard "me lleva la que me trajo" or seen “gpi” in a message and thought, “what even is that?” — this book is for you.

What’s inside:

• Sayings & refranes your abuela probably uses (but no one explains)
• Texting lingo like x2, dtb, npi — finally decoded
• Everyday slang from memes, convos, and culture
• Real-life examples when possible, to help you actually use them

Some parts are beautifully illustrated, others more text-heavy — but all are designed to help you understand Mexican Spanish, feel part of the culture, and sound (or at least understand!) like a local.

PRESALE PERKS

SUPER Presale — 12.99 (Limited to the first 100)

• Your shout-out + @username in the book
• Optional one-liner from you included
• 48-hour early access
• Free wallpaper pack (desktop + mobile)

🎉 Be part of this book — literally.

Presale – $14.99 (Open to all)

• Optional shout-out (if space allows)
• Free wallpaper pack

Full Launch – $16.99

📘 Just the book — no bonuses. Wallpaper pack available for an additional $5

🙌 Reviewed and loved by real Mexican professors and native speakers

This isn’t textbook Spanish.

It’s the stuff we say en la peda, in the group chat, or anywhere we feel comfortable spicying it up.

Who this is for:

• Spanish learners who want to level up their slang game
• Culture lovers who want to sound or understand like a local
• Mexicans abroad missing the slang
• Anyone who wants to laugh + learn about real Mexican culture

What You’ll Get:

• Full digital e-book (PDF) and EPUB (Kindle-friendly version)
  Instructions included for sending to Kindle
• Bonus wallpaper pack (mobile + desktop)
• Your name/@ in the book (if you’re one of the first 100)

Timeline:

• Book delivery: mid to end September 2025
• Wallpapers + extras will be sent before launch!

🗣️ “In Mexico we don’t say ‘I love Mexican Spanish’ — we buy this e-book and tell everyone está con madre.”

❓ FAQ:

How many pages?
~95. Heavy on content, light on fluff.

What formats?
PDF (full design) + EPUB (Kindle-friendly)

What’s the wallpaper pack?
Mexican-expression-themed designs for phone & desktop

How do I get my name in the book?
If you’re one of the first 100, you’ll get a link to a form after purchase