In Mexico We Don't Say: A not-so-serious guide to sound Mexican AF (ebook + wallpapers)

What it is:

An illustrated, not-so-serious e-book to help you understand how Mexicans actually talk.

We’re talking slang, sayings, texting lingo, and all the little things we say that don’t make it into textbooks — but live rent-free in every convo, meme, and group chat.

If you’ve ever heard "ya nos cargó el payaso" or seen “gpi” in a message and thought, “what even is that?” — this book is for you.

What’s inside:

• Sayings & refranes your abuela probably uses (but no one explains)
• Texting lingo like x2, dtb, npi — finally decoded
• Everyday slang from memes, convos, and culture

Some parts are beautifully illustrated, others more text-heavy — but all are designed to help you understand Mexican Spanish, feel part of the culture, and sound (or at least understand!) like a local.

🙌 Reviewed and loved by real Mexican professors and native speakers

This isn’t textbook Spanish.

It’s the stuff we say en la peda, in the group chat, or anywhere we feel comfortable spicying it up.

Who this is for:

• Spanish learners who want to level up their slang game
• Culture lovers who want to sound or understand like a local
• Mexicans abroad missing the slang
• Anyone who wants to laugh + learn about real Mexican culture

What You’ll Get:

• Full digital e-book (PDF) and EPUB (Kindle-friendly version)
• Wallpaper pack (mobile + desktop)
  

🗣️ “In Mexico we don’t say ‘I love Mexican Spanish’ — we buy this e-book and tell everyone está con madre.”

❓ FAQ:

How many pages?
~99. Heavy on content, light on fluff.

What formats?
PDF (full design) + EPUB (Kindle-friendly)

What’s the wallpaper pack?
Mexican-expression-themed designs for phone & desktop